Much imitated but never equalled, this is the definitive space nightmare. The crew of a commercial spacecraft are stalked by a stowaway, mutating monster of veracious appetite. Weaver puts in a splendidly believable performance as the resourceful Ripley. Taut script and awesome special FX. find out more...

2019; most of the world's population are now vampires, the human population is dwindling fast and, consequently, so is the vampires' food supply... and trust me a thirsty vampire is not a pleasant beastie. Vampire haematologist Ethan is not happy with his corporate mission, researching a synthetic blood product for corporate monopolist vampire fat cat Charles Bromley, so he ends up joining forces with the human resistance, which includes crossbow wielding dialogue spouting Elvis, a vampire who's find out more...

Alice wakes up in an empty mansion minus her memory, within seconds she's carted off to a secret military labratory by some hard arsed looking commandos. So begins a nightmare journey into the bowels of hell and the world of the zombie flesh eater. Resident Evil is the movie version of the wildly successful game, daft, vacuous and a none stop action-packed blood-letting frenzy. Yippee! find out more...

The fifth cinematic outing for 'The Invasion of the Body Snatchers', Jack Finney's tale of paranoia and alien replicants. In this version a DC shrink begins to suspect something is awry when more and more of her patients complain that their loved ones are no longer their loved ones, a suspicion that is confirmed when she visits the home of one of her clients to find the husband in a cocoon (or 'pod' if you like). With the rest of civilisation increasingly succumbing to the alien 'virus' while th find out more...

Following a violent thunderstorm, artist David Drayton and a small town community, all trapped in the local supermarket, come under vicious attack from creatures prowling in a thick and unnatural mist. Local rumours point to an army experiment gone awry at a nearby top-secret base, but as the locals break off into increasingly murderous factions the ravenous monsters are in danger of taking a back seat to the carnage. Mist is a superior adaptation of a Stephen King horror thanks in large part to find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...